I love it. I fucking love it. I love that it's possible to us your smarts, your sweat, and your ingenuity to make money and better your lot in life. "But TheReject!" I hear you say. "Money isn't everything ( Read more... )

You are going to lose the election.

No, seriously. If you want to win you need to stop with the shit-slinging and easily disproven lies about your stance on issues. You are running on a platform of change, hope, and truth. You're showing that two legs of your tripod are made of papier-mâché. Nobody votes for a one-legged man.

"Babies don't come out of left field, they're delivered by sharks!" - marasca

SPAM is an ever-increasing annoyance. I get several hundred a day and it makes me quite the grumpy individual. I can comb through my inbox in a matter of moments, but the more public-facing folk in my company will get thousands. Literally thousands of spam, phishing, worm, or ( Read more... )

I'm not sure I believe in the recession. Sure, the dollar is plummeting in relation to oher currencies. Sure, Iran is preparing to ram an oil tanker up our economy by undermining the dollar's only global support mechanism. Sure, the housing market is crumbling faster than the Big Dig tunnel. I'm not concerned about any of that ( Read more... )

In my ongoing efforts to locate someone willing to put up with my nonsense on a more permanent basis, I have once again signed up at an online dating site. You will find a fantastic array of people on these sites, from busy professionals with no time to find mates outside of work to trailer park rejects that post pictures themselves posing with a ( Read more... )

Bush Butt Probed, Cheney in Charge

Oh man, they changed it. That's ok, I took a screenshot. Turns out it's a real article. I know Google automatically shows retrieves articles, it just amused me.

I say this as someone with years of experience in dealing with lawyers. The partners in my failed I.T. company were lawyers. Most of my clients were lawyers. 7% of my friends list are lawyers (no offense, but you're damned by the company you keep). Some of my family members are lawyers. I know what I'm talking about ( Read more... )

I don't know if it was the hail, wind, or hail that knocked out the power. It doesn't matter. Not much matters right now. I don't have a computer or radio, and nobody is answering the phone. I know what's happening, I just don't believe it ( Read more... )

June 4, 2004.
Driven to desperation by corrupt beaurocrats, businessmen, and law enforcement, a reasonable man was forced to take unreasonable measures to get his message across. He perished in the attempt, but now bulldozes clouds through the heavens as eternal reward.

( His last stand. )

Q: What do you get when a 4 terabyte array drops 5 hard drives at once ( Read more... )