Can a man as white as I dare brave the dangers of lemon-flavor shisha? Oh yes, he most certainly can. Especially since Papa John's will be delivering a delicious pizza pie in short order ( Read more... )

Some days I just have to pity you all. I pity you because you're not me. Let me tell you why it's so awesome being me. Last night I had a dream. It wasn't any regular dream, like the ones where I'm walking around my old high school wearing a hotdog costume. No, this was a special dream ( Read more... )

I have just eaten a delicious half-hamburger that has been sitting in the fridge for three days. Let's see what happens! Also, we're going to start a band called Broken Down Pirate.

On occasions I get curious to see who's linking to the various odd images I've collected and stored on my web server over the years. I parse my web logs to see what's going where and who my main referrers are. I get a real e-rush at being linked to. It pumps up my e-ego. (In case you're interested, THIS is my #1 linked to file. It's strange, ( Read more... )

and I'm spending my time fruitfully filling out a political quiz.
( buttz )

I need a hobby. I'd prefer one that doesn't cost too much, and it needs to be one I won't keep forgetting about like learning the dumbek. Right now my hobbies include reading and cleaning my guns. Over and over. Frankly, I'm starting to get worried I'm turning into one of those people, and the serious thought I've put into how I would react to a ( Read more... )

Oh sweet internets, how I have missed thee. Four days and one surly cable guy later, I'm back in the Information Age ( Read more... )

The best part about illness is the fevered dreams and bizarre trains of thought. Just now I constructed an imaginary fortress in my mind's eye to the purpose of fending off accountants looking for computer service.

Then I realized it wasn't real.

I've been wondering why my current sniffly episode hadn't died down yet. My allergy attacks usually only last for a day, and taking benadryl cures it completely. After feeding the kitties of kielbasa_007 and xgreenjudasx I decided to stay in today and hope it went away. Well, I just realized that I'm hot and shivering all at once. I put that together with the fact that ( Read more... )

I purchased the Blue October album off iTunes after hearing a couple songs on the radio. I am not disappointed. There are a couple songs that garner a "meh" reaction from me, but none are actually displeasing and many are quite fantastic. In case you are some sort of Luddite or other philistine that does not listen to the finest 80's 90's and More ( Read more... )