i believe it..

[theres_that]

sometimes you just know.. it becomes so clear.

also, i need a space suit. seriously, i will wear it all the time. a blue one.. or silver. i want to pretend i'm an astronaut.

Comments

[jannn]

You are so weird!!

[theres_that]

gee. where do you think i got it from?

[jannn]

NO EYE DEER!

[theres_that]

[rod_swollen]

yeah sometimes like when im on the toilet and then im all, "dude this aint happening" and its like it becomes so clear all of a sudden and im all "omg!!! bandito + habenero beauregards + thai garden 5 star!!!" and then its like my asshole explodes in a brown symphony of anger and fury which coats the bowl in a thick chocolate paste which will not be coming off for days, if not years, and the rate at which the sauce exits my ass wound makes superman look like a pussy running in high heels. and when my face contorts so much that i end up looking as bug eyed as rodney dangerfield... i just know, it was all so very fucking clear.

[theres_that]

you just described what i was talking about to a TEE.. that was me yesterday, minus the thai garden.. seriously.. it was milky brown, explosive and then before i could say holyfuckmyinsidesarecomingoutlikeharryondumbanddumber! it was all so clear..

[rod_swollen]

are you bug eyed today?

[theres_that]

no.. bloodybum.

how do you pee in those things?

[mariapapita]

You don't need a space suit to pretend you are an astronaut.

use your i-m-a-g-i-n-a-t-i-o-n.

*gives it some thought*

Never mind, a spacesuit would be pretty rockin.

Re: how do you pee in those things?

[theres_that]

it would be.. no doubt, i would use my imagination!

c'mon now!

i want to pretend i'm an astronaut.

[waringfaction]

You just want to pee while you're walking around talking to people.

Re: i want to pretend i'm an astronaut.

[theres_that]

no duh!

[the1mouse]

Oh yeah, huh... you can poo and pee in a space suit.