no customer would go to you unless she was a HOOKER!

how many wpm can you type?

is there somewhere on line that has like a typing test to tell you ?

i've had a piece of glass in my foot.. not sure for how long. at least 4 days. it just started bothering me this afternoon. small piece at that but i wonder why it hasn't bothered me till now.. weird. at first i couldn't figure out if it was a splinter (<---i think of the ninja turtles every time i see that word) or glass. i got it out, ( Read more... )

there is nothing worse than ordering a beef enchilada, biting into it.. and tasting chicken. ::shudder:: i'm very picky when it comes to eating chicken. i certainly will not eat chicken from a fast food restaurant, chinese restaurant, mexican restaurant.. no, ANY RESTAURANT FOR THAT MATTER.. except beauregard's hot chicken wings.. that's it ( Read more... )

you know i stole it ( Read more... )

i just spilled a full cup of coffee in my lap. it sucks too because it spilled on my hoo hoo and my right leg. burrrrrrrrrrrrrned so bad, i was screaming and tears were coming out of my eyes. what's even crazier is i have a mug with a lid on it.. i couldn't pick up it up fast enough because a file dumped on me as well.. so i had a file, papers ( Read more... )

one of the most frustrating things is a busy signal. i hate them. whoever made the tone like that should be tied up and shot. seriously. why can't there be a fake person who comes on the line and says something like.. 'line is busy, great, thanks' instead of one of the most annoying sounds in the world ( Read more... )

have you brushed your teeth yet this morning ( Read more... )

call me breekola or bretard, you know me from lj ( Read more... )

i often throw my keys in my top desk drawer when i come in from lunch every day ( Read more... )