Well, I haven't been keeping up with the strip as much, lately. And the Bruins stink so badly that I find it's better to pretend they don't exist. (Take that, Jeremy Jacobs!) The office supply store where I work made me fucking employee of the month recently, which cracks me up. I'm an AWARD-WINNING cashier! At least I squander my potential in ( Read more... )

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You have a few zits, and Becky's kind of being a jerk, but you don't need improvement all that badly. Sure, your family could stand improvement, especially your mother and older brother. But at least you're not living in your friend's mom's basement, attempting to plot your way out of Rhode Island so that you never have to return ( Read more... )

Since I've been away, Shannon Lake is back and Becky's doing "gigs" in addition to BEING a gig. Also, I think Lynn wanted her to be a "Rebekah" but couldn't because there was that singer Rebekah from a couple years back, thus the clunky "Rebeccah" spelling. But of course, as a Rebekah myself, I am clearly selfish and evil and must be stopped from ( Read more... )

Dave Scatchard for some defenseman...Tanabe? Good to see they're addressing the bad hair situation. And Scatchard must be happy, because he's out of Boston, and will never have to be afflicted with Bruin-dom ever again.

April, April, April! I thought I had taught you some valuable lessons the other day! We scrub our floors, not our faces. Pastry never goes out of style. If you don't get married by 25, you'll be conscripted by the Sisters of the Cross and Passion. And Aqua Net is for loose women. Hairspray will do nothing good for your bangs! Don't worry about your ( Read more... )

It's good to be back, but it's only temporary. Things are even more of a mess than before, if that's possible...it's going to be such a long road back to anything resembling stability. This really sucks. This is not where I want to be, and it's been so hard to swallow that it's where I am. I'm not moving forward at all. It's very discouraging ( Read more... )

Mary Worth is still not making any sense. Wilbur is weird.

FBOFW is actually kind of cute an' funny today. The animals are sweet.

No clue what's going on in Rex Morgan and Judge Parker. Is "judgeship" a real word?

Maybe Margo won't move out of Apartment 3G after all! Drat!

I plan on perusing & posting about FOOB and the other soapy strips tomorrow morning, but after that I'm not sure when I'll next have access to a computer. I think my Bruins/personal life rants have probably freaked a few people out of reading this thing anyway, but I still felt I should post a warning ( Read more... )

It was just too funny.

In Rex Morgan, MD, our disabled, addicted, and depressed friend (or "DAD," as I will henceforth call him) is going into the "insurance" business. So I guess he'll be putting that menacing-looking eyepatch to work as a pirate or a gangster then, eh? Nicely done, writers-- very subtle!

In Mary Worth the new helpee is wearing ( Read more... )