God, I hate February...

[thereverendjay]

A few weeks ago I was going to tie a string around my finger to remind me to have my friend kick me in the balls (you know, to celebrate being alone). But then I realized there is a whole day during the month of February dedicated to that very aim

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[thereverendjay]

Just for the record I was in a bad mood before, for reasons other than February.

[vwwhiteknight]

Wow, dude... right on.

[vwwhiteknight]

Not for the whole getting kicked in the balls thing, but, you know, getting fucked up and puking on couples. I would literally pay tens of dollars to see that...