You're right "Subject," it has been a while ( Read more... )

With all that has been going on in my life recently you might think I would be the postingest-mother-fucker on your friends list. When I left you last I was living in a house I could no longer afford. I am now in a house that I can afford, but still have to pay for the one I can’t. Fucked up? A little. I work full time at Kindercare Learning Center ( Read more... )

My plans have been all over the map. Literally taking me from Pasadena to Seattle to Fremont and back to Seattle. At some point the theoretical logic has to turn into practical application. To move to California means moving in with mom. Moving to Seattle necessitates a Chinese fire drill.

Everyone, wish me luck, I am about to pull the alarm…-Jay

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A few weeks ago I was going to tie a string around my finger to remind me to have my friend kick me in the balls (you know, to celebrate being alone). But then I realized there is a whole day during the month of February dedicated to that very aim ( Read more... )

Me: Is Billy Joel to cool for school?

Sting: No.

Me: Well I think you are wrong.

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I have not posted since November 14th. That was a while ago, for sure. Things are great. I am pretty much done with my undergraduate degree. 5 credits of Biblical Hebrew are all that await me this quarter ( Read more... )

So I shaved off the goat. And by goat I do not mean Miriam the Mountain Goat, mostly because I don’t know who that is. Anyhow, the idea to shave off a feature which has adorned my mug for quite some time was not one that I thought about for very long. About 45 second, in fact. I was trimming my ‘chin curtain’ with the utmost care when, “ZZZ,” I ( Read more... )

I bought a couch last night. $11, and worth every penny. Grant was good enough to give me a hand moving it but once we got it up the stairs we soon realized we could not make the tight turn to get it in my room. It was too long. So, after much discussion I decided to cut the couch in half. Lance was good enough to donate his circular saw to the ( Read more... )