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How would you monetize Twitter?

Y'know how they have a fuckload of people on there who seem to only be there to sell you shit? They should allow users to pay a small fee to send a van full of mercenaries to those peoples' houses, kidnap them, and make them listen to an electronic voice reading e-mail spam for 2 weeks for every update they've ( Read more... )

Which of your birthday parties was your favourite one?
Submitted by Jack Yan.

This year's was probably the best, believe it or not. There's nothing quite like just getting trashed with a few of your closest friends and some guys you just met at the bar a few minutes ago.

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Today is Limerick Day. Share a limerick please!

I saw an old man at the store
with his hand up the ass of a whore
he rattled his finger around in her sphincter
and found it was covered in sores.

Best I could come up with off the top of my head.

Originally posted on soup.vox.com

Entire internet is tl;dr. Why aren't you following me on Twitter yet? Actually, some of you do.

Hung out with Sean and Patrick today. Got drunk. Sober now.

Dentist appointment in 10 hours. Maybe I'll be awake for this one. I have a habit of going out and getting drunk the night before appointments. I think it's closely related to my habit of going ( Read more... )

Sorry for being relatively quiet lately. There hasn't been a lot going on. Went to a couple shows over the weekend. Transient played. Thrones did, too. Pussygutt played at the Thrones show. They're quickly becoming my new favorite local band. Missed Toxic Holocaust and Coliseum, unfortunately, due to lack of money. Shit happens, I guess.

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