Besides the green belt and the thunderstorms, the thing I miss the most about Austin, Texas, is my closet. I had this enormous walk-in closet, probably eight feet by eight feet, which to a thirteen-year-old is the size of a damn house. I used to sit in there when I was sad or lonely or not feeling well, and it was like this bright white cave filled ( Read more... )

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So today at work, I am just minding my own business, filling up coffees and shit, and all of a sudden, this woman starts seriously choking on her food. Like, choking so hard she CANNOT EVEN EXPEL AIR, she was making ZERO noise. She started turning purple and she stood up (I assume to try to bend over to get it out) but she looked like she was about ( Read more... )

So I've been watching videos from Beyoncé's "The Beyoncé Experience" and let me just say, next time this flyy bitch comes to town, I am getting TICKETS. Mmmmmm, mmmmm, good. Also, I want to be her bassist. Not like, play bass for her, but I want to be the girl who plays bass for her. FANTASTIC. ALL OF THIS IS JUST FANTASTIC.

My new life goal is to move to Finland. I thought about it very seriously when I was fourteen and my mom and Onnie brought back all that delicious bread and cheese, and those amazing shampoos and conditioners that made my hair smell like real honeysuckle straight off the vine, and that simple yet so genius toilet paper roll holder that is still ( Read more... )

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Trader Joe's has provided me with the most delicious study breakfast ever:


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School is moving quickly. I am plowing through homework and have only just opened the New York Times database when I realize I am running late to get ready for work.

This is going to be an interesting summer.

...I pretty much feel like I definitely should not be allowed on ohnotheydidnt when I've been smoking because I really feel compelled to reply to every comment that I strongly agree or disagree with. Or that makes me laugh. Or that is even completely off-topic and just amusing! I just don't know, I should probably go do something else but ( Read more... )

Haha, Joe just told me he found a Prada logo off a handbag today in the garage that he works at and I told him he should put a sign up in the booth because chicks love their handbags and whichever girl lost it was going to be really upset, like "THIS PURSE IS WORTHLESS NOW". Although I'm secretly hoping the girl already threw the purse out and ( Read more... )

Goat, Chayse, and Elias are over, and Skye is on her way over, too! I'm very excited. Today I fixed my white DC tank top and my grey dress from Ross as well as my favorite undershirt (which used to be a slip and had subsequently been ripping from the scissor lines -- no more!) and I loaded 120 film into my Diana +! Surely tonight shall be a worthy ( Read more... )