When people come into Jimmy John's and ask me what's good, I think a good joke would be to say Subway, then laugh really hard.

My room smells like donuts.

My mom didn't pass out candy tonight because she had to go to the ER. She was having an iron infusion this morning, and she had a severe allergic reaction. So now I have to eat 120 fun-size candy bars ( Read more... )

Does anyone have a wig I could borrow? Preferably something shoulder-length or longer and brunette (more of an espresso than a chestnut tone, if that's not asking too much)?

The problem has taken care of itself. I prefer not to ask how.

I've hit rock bottom. This morning I was too hungover to poop. I'm such an ass.

Is a 600 verbal and 640 quantitative a good score on the GREs? I mean, I know it's not terrible, but is it good enough ( Read more... )

Multicultural Fiction sounded like a pretty interesting class, but mostly it's just a punch in the nuts. I should have just taken yoga.

This morning there was a dead fly suspended by a cobweb in my back window. It's still there because I haven't decided if it would be grosser to leave it or to have to touch it ( Read more... )

Today on Tech TV, or G4, or whatever it's called now, they compared fantasy football to Dungeons and Dragons, a comparison which I made on January 15, 2004. I should be on TV.

www.rickyrickydogballs.com

Why does this exist? Who are these people?