Parcels.

[thermo_nuclear]

Yesterday we had an erroneous parcel delivered, yes erroneous (sp.) I like the word.

The delivery guy couldn't deliver it to number 11 two doors down so after a 10 second awkward silence where I was left to assume I knew what he meant by standing at the door!!! Anyway took the parcel in and left it..... I was being nosey so i looked to see who it

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[ladytronic_]

HAhAH!
Yes they are. They eat weird stuff and they are most often whores!

Pate and mousse is sick man!

[thermo_nuclear]

Yes wife swapping and that sort of thing....

unless its chocolate mousse (no poo involved) then mousse is A ok!

[e_v_i_l]

Yakkity-yack.

Why couldn't have been a selection of guns, or some quality smut, or a radio to talk to aliens on ?

Still, gonna be glad it's not a shipment of sex-toys for an elderly neightbour .... that _would_ just be vile.

[thermo_nuclear]

Funs or smut would have been cool. Sex toys for an elderly neighbour would have been funny. I was in anne summers the other day and had to listen to some older women tell staff about how much she enjoyed her vibrator but wanted a new one and the way she climaxes and calls her husband into the bedroom. O_O it was here i wished I could have closed my ears like eyes....

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[eating_lipstick]

You made me laugh at this at work when I should have been filing invoices.

Re: fish foam fish foam roly poly fish foam

[thermo_nuclear]

It was a job well done then. On my part anyway!