So apparently there's going to be some kind of jelly wrestling event or something.
I know what I'm bringing.


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*Chouji is sitting under a tree smoking a doobie. He is convinced the dolls are out to get him, so he goes off for a wander until he finds a convenient hole in the ground. He falls asleep due to being stoned off his face being kept awake by nightmares about the dolls ( Read more... )

So the Spring Gala is coming up, and apparently we're supposed to bring people? Anyone want to be my date? Ino? Hinata? Anyone? Kankuro can fuck off though
*makes the puppy eyes*

*Chouji can't remembr exactly how this happened - maybe he'd been at Chouza's weed stash again - but he has his arm stuck in a vending machine and can't move the damn thing*
Little help, guys? T_T

*Chouji is in his bedroom listening to MCR and writing bad gothic poetry*
Oh woe is me
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I think that weird transfer student with the tranny habits is stalking me.
DO NOT WANT. BRB, getting stoned. What with everything else going on at school, I really need a big fat doobie right now. T_T
Also, Ino, Dad says he doesn't mind making Inoichi an offer he can't refuse. His words, not mine.

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Chouji is still wondering how he ended up in the toilet with that shemale.
Also, black roses? Whaaat? He is a bit worried about this as they're kind of, yanno, black. O_o Ino, you know stuff about flowers, do black roses mean anything?

*Chouji returns to the Akimichi compound, which Chouza is rapidly cleaning. It stinks of weed and there's a suspicious amount of sake bottles in the trash. And why are there panties under the kotatsu?*
DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! IIII'M HOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!
Well, that ski trip was fun. XD I hope someone's got pics of Kiba in drag and will post them in the ( Read more... )

*Chouji has unpacked and wants to write a haiku about the snow. Also he is rooming with Shikamaru. ^_^ Bet Shika-kun wishes he was with Neji though. :( *

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