I have made it a point to make as many smart moves as I can when it comes to life-altering decisions. Usually in the direction of more money or easier work. Whichever makes more sense at the time. I'm on the cusp of a move that matches neither of those criteria. On top of that I will have to start caring about my appearance ( Read more... )

I'm still making my wedding reception guest-list. This is harder than I thought, so if you wanna be invited to the free food and booze event then send me your address or however you want me to contact you. Everyone I have ever known, real or fictional, is invited. I just need to know that you are coming ( Read more... )

BELOIT COLLEGE'S MINDSET LIST ( Read more... )

For those of you who know how important this is....

( Announcing... )

Man Stuck in Mud for More Than a Day Saved

Heiligenschein

I like that one.

What is the next number in this sequence?

22272
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2674

I now feel comfortable making an official announcement:

Party at my house on MAY 13th!

I'll get more details together later, but so far I can confirm the presence of Jello shots, a patio, and I will be accepting housewarming liquor. It's also Dave's birthday, so we can celebrate for him too, if there's time ( Read more... )

Two new stories today that you should pay attention to...

One affects the world - Turning Dirty Coal Into Clean Energy

And the other affects you personally - Judge Rules on Legality of Web Surfing at Work

In other news, I personally find this one interesting...

Police Entry Case Heard in Supreme Courtand just for shits and giggles... I ( Read more... )

I would kill for this type of abberation: Woman's Long-Term Memory Astonishes Scientists

And I would get killed in this sport: Chess-Boxing Combines Brawn and Brains in One Event
- what will those crazy Germans think of next!