Because 17 is a lucky number and a good time to start counting ( Read more... )

I AM LIKE TOTALLY GOING TO HFSTIVAL WITH MY FRIENDS AND IT IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME AND LIKE OMG MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE ANY SECOND!!!

(Seriously, I am going and I am pretty excited about it.)

I was going to post something long-winded here about how the government really works versus how assorted varieties of irrational nutjobs see the government ( Read more... )

shoveIT shoveIT SHOVE IT!!!

Although this is atypical for this journal, it would be more criminal than claiming you were kidnapped by "a Hispanic male and a white female" who carried "a small handgun" not to post about my dream ( Read more... )

It's hard to sleep at this hour when you've CHANGED SOMEBODY'S LIFE.

In other vague and obscure news that you aren't really interested in, Lizzy had a wonderful prommy her hair and nails were perfect and also she will do well on her AP Calculus BC test even though she has the sniffles (not to be confused with "syphilis").

So sad that I couldn't go with you . . . but in your honor, here's another entry dedicated to you. (Guess which literary device Wizzy is enamored with lately and win a feeling of self-satisfaction that's half-an-endorphin shy of snorting a heart-stoppingly huge amount of cocaine and blowing your load on both Paris and Nicole's faces at the same ( Read more... )

:Disp "DO YOU WANT A RIMJOB"
:Disp "1=YES 2=NO"

:Input X

:If X=1 Then
:Disp "OOOOH SO GOOD"
:End
:If X=2 Then
:Disp "TOO BAD..."
:Else
:Disp "YOUR STUPID"

:End
:Stop

Credit is given where credit is due ( Read more... )

Livejournal is the place to hang out with your friends and write about DRAMA in your life ( Read more... )