Don't expect anything fantastic here . . . not that you ever did, because this is not the place on the internet to go for fantasticality. For that, I recommend that delightful and never played-out goatse site, or your choice of strange fetish porn.

I will say one thing: SOCK IT TO 'EM. (I will not explain what it means.)

ok there is this girl named KRisten but she is called Kris for short ok and she says that I SUCK PENIS! i don'tg et this i don't suck penis at all but she keeps saying it and it is ANNOYING! plus i have these tingly feelings in my pants for her and she just SHOOTS ME DOWN ( Read more... )

17 is a lucky number. Or if not lucky, at least important ( Read more... )

Idealism is a hot-button topic in my little world lately, so I could churn out a lot of words here about it, but I won't, because nobody will read that. I'll say these few words instead ( Read more... )

I could always try talking to her, which I did, and apparently everything is find and I am just paranoid (as usual).

Well oh well, time to heave the old sigh of relief and get on with life . . .

I've expressed my stupid feelings in just about every other way possible except for this one so ( Read more... )

In short . . .

Things didn't go as I had planned (do they ever?), and nothing was resolved. Looks like I've got another hellish week ahead of me.

She's still on thin ice with me. I swear this time I won't be the one to break. (and on and on . . .)

The silence is deafening (and the cliches are brain-damaging ( Read more... )

. . . contestants on American Idol (so it's relevant to you) and days left until I drop the bomb (so it's relevant to me ( Read more... )

I had this reckless, restless, can't-sleep feeling until she came along and made it all better like she always does ( Read more... )