NINJA GERBILS (HERBIALS BURBIALS)

[thesaltedsped]

I AM ON THE SECRET NINJA MISSION
THE MISSION IS AS FOLLOWS:
I MUST PROTECT THE SACRED GERBILS.
THEY ARE IN THE CAGES ALONG WITH THEIR BRETHERN, THE RATS, THE GUINEA PIGS, AND THE HAMSTERS
(THIS INCLUDES THE SIBERIAN VARITIES AS WELL!!!!!!!!THEY ARE BEING USED FOR ALL SORTS OF UNSAVORY PURPOSES

Comments

[drunkinmunchkin]

coooool!

[thesaltedsped]

YOU ONLY KNOW APPROXIMATELY ONE HALF OF THE WHOLE NOTE
(THAT IS TO SAY, A HIGH HAT ON THE SECOND AND FOURTH BEAT)

WERE YOU TO KNOW THE ENTIRE STORY
IT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND!!

SCIENCE IS BEYOND MERELY NIFTY.

[queenklong]

I am creating a zine called "Master Plan". You should outline and write up a master plan for this mission and I'll publish it.

[rosskerr]

LAZINESS DETERS WORLD DOMINATION.