I wrote this last night while I was writing an essay. weird when shit comes to you, eh ( Read more... )

I was just thinking of a new government program that would be headed by me and people I deemed worthy of employment ( Read more... )

Its double-post Wednesday folks...and if you act now I'll throw in this handy gopher carcass that I accidentally swerved to hit on the way to work. Hurry...supplies are running out ( Read more... )

I leave for school Friday so I won't be around much to update until I get settled in. If you start having withdrawals, you can go to mysardonicsmile 's (aka Mallory) journal. She can hook ya up ( Read more... )

I was telling my good buddy Cory a story about my tangle with a terrorizing arachnid in my backyard and I thought I'd share. Between you and I, I think its probably much more safe for my general existence to stay out of the yard. Nature and I have no business mingling ( Read more... )

I met a girl last night on the way out of Walgreen's. She'd just gotten out of her car and looked confused, lost. I said "hey", and her first reaction was looking around - not for me, but for someone else. She hadn't thought I'd address her. Then, seeing no one else I could be addressing, she blushed and said "hey". I asked if I'd seen her before ( Read more... )

DAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny how one small bit of news can brighten your entire outlook on life. I am once again victorious. Riv is coming to your town and he is full of poprocks and coke! Keep the childrenz inside for I am on a rampage! Crushed hearts and sad faces make good times for the almighty trigger-happy Riv! Sorry, can't tell ( Read more... )

You know, if I were a teen whore posting pics of my titties, I'd be getting 40 comments a post. Ranting, debating, and humour get you nowhere. No one cares. It's all just sex and violence. Modern existence has no substance. Where's the beef? There is no beef. This generation is the vegetarian burger of living, it is the diet coke of philosophy, and ( Read more... )

I'll change the layout and broken image file soon.

Mallory is moving back to Texas at the end of November. I'm fucking excited.

We went paintballing today. I got shot in the nuts. It fucking hurt. We went with Derek and a bunch of 18 year old high school hoes.

Chris and I are going to finish painting Mary's new house tomorrow.

MALLORY WE MISS YOU!