One time I saw a old man, he was having icecream be put on his lage belly, while lying down in a lawn chair. Sam Pope says it's not true... I used to agree, but... maybe it really DID happen. That is all.

"Memory is a factor, but the southwestern manifestation of gold is a prospect I never wish to encounter", says Antonio Clearcard of Worcester, MA.

He would if he could ( Read more... )

Well do you?
Jackson Brood does... and he has no TV!

So, a guy and a shoe walk into a bar.
The guy says to the shoe, "Where are we?"
The shoe says, "A bar."
The guy says, "You... ahh where?"
The bartender says, "Yes I'm aware you have a talking shoe."

Politician #1: Ok... Dwane... Whats for lunch ( Read more... )

Dist thine thirst brink ( Read more... )

It was said to fancy
That he and his Nancy,
Would be free to do what they wanted.

But, the guilt they share
Love and cheat they dared,
The affair was what had them haunted.

He an English man
With betrayal in hand,
Begged his life with mercy and please.

His only wife
With a Butcher knife,
Cut him up like cheese.

If you have something to say, say it
If you have something to play, play it
Just don't let your tears hide your meaning.

I never thought i would honestly say this, but Kid Icarus is well... very good! AND JUST PAY FOR IT DINO!