I cooked lemon-pepper baked drum with crab stuffed portabella for Matthew last Saturday and drank a bottle of $800.00 wine. Then we watched American Splendor and 40 Year Old Virgin. Sunday we bought Taco Bell and picnic'd on the river, then watched Alien and Waking Ned Divine. Monday I went to work. Tuesday I went to work. Today I went to work. ( Read more... )

Greed:Very Low

Gluttony:Low

Wrath:Very High

Sloth:Very Low

Envy:Very Low

Lust:Very Low

Pride:Very Low

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Vacation was fun. I guess that's just what I needed (just what I needed ( Read more... )

I'm going on vacation. Starting the 22nd. Ending on the 27th. I have a big party to go to on Sunday ( Read more... )

So there's a typhoon hitting China right now, which has basically been classified as a category 4 hurricane ( Read more... )

I thought it would be crass, yet noteable, to inform the world that I just woke up and my left ass-cheek was asleep.

Thank you. That is all.

Well, I just got out of the most luxurious bubble bath imaginable. I used too much bubbles, made the water super hot, lit some candles, poured in the bath salt, used the lotion body wash, more conditioner than my hair could handle, and a completely nick-free leg shave. So, if you're asking if I feel fabulous, the answer is yes. Yes. I feel fabulous ( Read more... )

What cell phone ( Read more... )

The biggest event of my lifetime took place today ( Read more... )

Being transient with no phone is difficult.

(I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival. No man can be my equal!)