So, yesterday me and Matthew went and dropped Tinkerbell back to my mom. Today I'm packing my bags and getting the hell out of the ghetto. AMEN. Now that I'm not worried about pissing off Corey (because he already is angry as hell) I don't have to make private posts about how much I dislike living here. Which is awesome ( Read more... )

I am very excited about things that are about to happen. You'll see ( Read more... )

Today instead of eating breakfast I ate "buttered toast" and "orange juice" flavored jelly beans. Thank you jelly belly ( Read more... )

Enlighten me ( Read more... )

So, despite the weenie dog being really... annoying? It sure is damned cute. Like, right now, she's tearing up my work schedule, but she does it so cutely. And now it's my laptop power cord! Awww ( Read more... )

So, a month and a half ago my sister began bitching about wanting a dog, so my mom got one. (Despite my protests of, "Please don't get one because I'm going to wind up taking care of it!") She's a little weenie dog named Tinkerbell and she's around 3-4 months old. That guy, Phil, was living with my mom and was taking care of the dog. So, he left ( Read more... )

You know, when someone in your family gets assaulted, you feel assaulted. My mom let some guy named Phil live with her. He did something really, really bad. If I ever see him, I might hurt him. Bad. Like, dead-bad. Hurt him dead. Real dead. Badly.

At Jubans, the fancy restaurant where I work, they make this pie called "cookie pie" and the crust is made with oreo cookies. They basically scrape all the white, sugary stuff into a bowl and use the black cookie part to make pie crust. So, right now, you're saying, "Well, tell us Elizabeth, what happens to the sugary white part?". Well, right now ( Read more... )

A lot of things are really looking up in my life right now. Makes me want to dance around in circles and shout out cool lyrics ( Read more... )

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Or any days.)
✓ I own lots of books.  (Yay books!)

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Both.)
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.  (What's the matter Mary Jane?)

✓ I've watched porn ( Read more... )