So today...

[theshadowlurker]

... I saw a bottle of shampoo that said "New: Same Great Scent!"

Well gosh. All this time I thought that "new" meant, you know, not existing before. Silly me.

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[active_apathy]

Silly.

'Classic' means "not previously existing". 'New' means "repackaged but not actually different". And 'Original' means "um... tha's kinda how Bob re'embers it was done, 'cept for his mem'ry's not wha' it used to be, y'know?"

[theshadowlurker]

I feel so foolish. *hangs head*

Well, at least I always have lønnspesifikasjon.

[active_apathy]

Lønnspesifikasjon is undefinable love.

[theshadowlurker]

Lønnspesifikasjon is every type of love.

[coldspaghetti]

You should take a photo and send it in to Jay Leno.

[theshadowlurker]

I might. If, that is, I can remember to bring a camera and find it again.

Which is rather doubtful.