i'm never going to register to vote. for anything.

got a court summons for simple theft. i'd rather do time than pay some stupid fucking fine. cops are tools.

Does anyone else remember that cocoa puff's cereal boxes used to have a little cardboard slide on the back and you could pour your cereal in it and it would zigzag down into your bowl ( Read more... )

I have just learned, at this late hour, that in 2007, the great show known as Bobby's World will be returning. I think Howie Mandel kicks ass.

A quick comparison shows the awesome cartoons/shows of my day vs the crappy ones of today ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXp19qSUSe8

couldn't find don't change

When the button doesn't get pushed by Desmond in a flashback it makes the plane crash.

just got my new tattoo and it's stuck to me like glue. and it hurts when things stick to you like glue...'cause they use needles to do the sticking. now i'm gonna go poop and then i'll pretend i'm tony jaa in ong-bak, my new hero (along with knoxville)

Yeah, that's right!! I shed a tear at the end of clerks II!! What of it?! It was sad, especially for me 'cause I'm exactly like Randal Graves...and I know where the guy is coming from!!

The Ranger ( Read more... )