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[theshiversbaby]

There is nothing worse than girls who lie about chest size. Seriously. If you are a B, you are a goddamn B. If you are a B+ or B-, you are a B. Do not round up to C. If you own 10 B-cup bras and happen to have 1 C-cup bra lying around somewhere, you are not a C. Get over it. Do not lie. Everyone can tell that your chest is actually smaller!

Comments

[girlandagun]

What the fuck are you talking about?!
Your breasts are exactly perfect.
I do not understand this "smallish."

[theshiversbaby]

I love you!

I merely lack your confidence!

(I don't why all these sentences required exclamation marks!)

[girlandagun]

My-?
Was this a reference to me?
Woman, what have we said about addressing me directly when you have a problem with me?!

[theshiversbaby]

Oh my, I have no problem with you! I'm sorry that came off badly. I'm really not sure how that happened. I just meant - you are a very attractive person who knows she's attractive without being arrogant or stuck up. I, too, need to own my personal hotness.

That's all.

[exquisitemayhem]

I'm a B too!
I love you :o)

[theshiversbaby]

mwah

I love you too! Cannot wait to seeeee yooooo!

[crushed7]

how weird, that this is a problem.
i was going to say "i personally am a Q" but then figured i should switch it to "G", and then i sort of started shuddering thinking about it, regardless.

[theshiversbaby]

I don't know why it annoys me. I don't really think I care. Really, what annoys me is insecurity and pettiness in general, and that probably because I am most annoyed by the things I despise most about myself.

[crushed7]

what annoys me is that i just had lunch with jess novak and she was wearing the exact same pretty scarf as i have, hers bought in spain, mine in istanbul, and you've told me you have the same one from _____ [prague?]. mine was sold in an "ooh, pretty local handmade type thing" context [at the Grand Bazaar]. the world is dumb. globalization is terrible. you are pretty.

[theshiversbaby]

I got it from Scotland via a friend who was working for a volunteer organization that does free trade with women from Nepal...so, I can certify that mine actually, somehow, came from Nepal (or at least, was purchased there). Maybe they share their craft secrets?

You're purdy toooo!

[theshiversbaby]

Steve, why did you have to graduate?

[theshiversbaby]

Bah. Protestants. Always rising to the occasions.

[itmeansgod]

I'm so sorry . . . I never thought that anyone would notice. you have taught me a lesson about honesty and courage that I will not soon forget.

[theshiversbaby]

Dev, what would I do without you to put my pettiness in perspective?

I suppose this isn't really an example of that, though.