This is for all my friends back home. Even if you've seen it. I miss you all...and the 'ville! I bolded some I thought were particularly true...

You Know You're From Louisville When...

Your "International" airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 ( Read more... )

"Honey, I know you like to take a drink, and that's all right, but be forewarned that I ain't your maid and I ain't your punching bag, and if you ever raise your hand to me you'd best kill me. Because otherwise I'll wait till you're asleep; sew you into the bed; and beat you to death with a frying pan." - A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel ( Read more... )

FIFTY-EIGHT TIMES?!?! My current record is about fifty-eight...minus fifty or so. CLOSE ENOUGH. Get your engines started!

One of my childhood friends was just reported lost at sea this weekend. Aaron Marrs, 26, the older brother of a girl I knew as a child. Snow crab fishing in Alaska. The season opened Saturday morning and the boat wrecked Saturday afternoon. A few men survived, some were found dead, but Aaron hasn't been found yet. Given the freezing ( Read more... )

i know the "is love" quiz is totally bullshit because it just snatches something random from your LJ interests, but...

bare feet are lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator

that's right, the is love generator knows what the KY is all about

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[Edit: see comments. I hope everyone knows me well enough to realize that I mean NONE of my responses to these men's ideas. Gender stereotypes merely amuse me to no end, and I suppose I was responding to mild stereotypes with more extreme ones. Anyways ( Read more... )

Has anyone else seen Googlism.com? You type something in the search field, select "who," "what," "where," or "when," and Google describes said thing based on the results it got. Let's see how close google comes to describing me when I search for "lauren," based on a totally inconsistent points system ( Read more... )

Things that doom your relationship:

1. Matching tattoos, or a tattoo of the other's initials by either partner
2. Cutesy matching outfits worn to any kind of holiday or theme party, especially if said party is an office party. Costumes involving Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, or Tom Cruise from Risky Business are acceptable, but marginally so ( Read more... )

I AM USING THE WORDS "FELLATIO" AND "TESTICLES" IN A PAPER I'M TURNING IN TO LOPEZ ON MONDAY.

apologies if the capslock caused any alarm

but

this is GREAT! god there is something about that man that just makes me want to -- MMMMM!