Roomates….Ah yes roommates, the word makes no sense cause you don’t really mate with your room, but still the word implies that there will be sex and in some way it involves the room. Anyways that comes in later. For now I will tell you about my twisted string of roommates from numero uno to some bigger number ( Read more... )

I was wondering, does writing dark stupid poetry about how no one loves you or how all you know is death and decay really make anyone feel better? If so, then gothic people should be the happiest people on earth, yet they're not. In fact they are quite stupid. Anyone who breeds a culture out of death, sorrow, and moping around one's basement is a ( Read more... )

Famous Conversations with my Friends ( Read more... )

People love drama in their lives. Some force it in just to make their somewhat drab lives seem meaningful. I on the other hand like telenovelas, cause they are full of beautiful people in the weirdest situations (like a barn full of clowns and witches doing it) talking a language I hardly understand. And so I have learned to bypass bullshit and get ( Read more... )

I don’t know why, but for me, thinking up comebacks has always been a daunting task. I can’t even use comebacks I’ve heard or read 5 seconds previous. This is usually how it goes: Devon- Hey Vega, I had sex with your mom last night! Me- Well if shit was music, uh, orchestra is you!!! (Trying to say well if music was considered shit, than you’d be ( Read more... )

In high school I was forced to do community service. I thought one great way to accomplish this task was through the Special Olympics. I signed myself up online and went to Sac State to help out with the family receiving desk. I walked up to the desk and was kindly greeted by a nice lady. I said, “I’m here to help out, what do I do?” She said, “No ( Read more... )

I myself enjoy a good party, a few drinks, and a lot of laughs, especially when I have these with my closest friends from back home in sac. Well, my friend Devon and Captain Penis decided to have a fairly good-sized get-together, and a lot of cool people came. There were some of my old high school friends and some really cool people I just met from ( Read more... )

Ahh, the teenage years. The days when I cared about nothing and I frolicked free in the lands of paradise and leisure. Time seemed to flow like a river, peacefully and tranquil. Oh how wonderful those days were…….shit, can’t keep a straight face. In all reality my high school/teenage years were full of stress trying to juggle a tough ass ( Read more... )

This latest story deals with some freaky and bizarre love triangles in which I have not participated in, but have witnessed with my own eyes. This is probably why I sometimes wish I were blind. You may wonder why I would wish such an atrocious act upon myself for seeing something so natural and beautiful. Such is love, right? Not in these cases. ( Read more... )

The story begins in the bustling college dorm of Tercero. *Quick Fact! Tercero is full of freaks… In this dorm lived one of my friends named Gina. Gina was an upstanding citizen whose ears and eyes were more virgin than many ugly people. All was going well for Gina, her grades were decent, her friends were kind, and her drama levels were low. That ( Read more... )