Shit!fic Review, wooo-hoo!

[jayden_scott]

Okay, this was actually recommended to me by nicolegertrude , I believe. And I actually reviewed it months and months ago but it pissed me off so badly that I saved it and left in on my hard drive until I could cool down enough to post it.

Comments

[nicolegertrude]

I think this *points up* makes me happier than I have ever been in all my life. I couldn't have ever imagined the level of snark and rants you brought to this. It has just blown me away.

Sad thing? I'm really tempted to go and see if she has written any more chapters for this story and then read them. And love every letter she uses. I'm a masochist, we know this.

But seriously. You. Beyond fucking amasing. I think I'm going to build a shrine for you and your snark in my closet.

[ladyrashida]

This is the worst Fic I ever read. Even without knowing any of the characters you can see that this is going to fail after 3 sentences.

My favorite line: My husband raped my daughter and I was not happy about it.

Is she for real?

And I am willing to bet that there are readers out there who will encourage her and like whatever shit she may throw at them. These people do not deserve any better...

Thank you so much Jay, for your review. As always it was hilarious and I can now go to work with a smile on my face :)

[nicolegertrude]

*sigh* that was such a letdown. There was a chapter two, which stated simply "Thanks for all the reviews, they mean a lot! But Sorry you guys I’m kind of really busy with work, so I’m going to try to work on the next chapter whenever I can sorry!!!!!!!"

But reviews? This is what we have..
- It's a really sweet little story but one thing that i noticed is that it's Captain Cragen not Cargen lol
- I liked that the guys knew about Alex and Olivia before they each knew. Good job.
- Good start, but that was not a cliffhanger! lol
- Good jobb! I like it!
- Hi! its a good story when is the next chapter be posted? i hope its soon...
- cute story and good start. you might want someone to look over some of the grammatical errors though. otherwise, keep on writing ;)

Also, I've just noticed that ff.net person GiLmOrE-fan-SvU-feak likes all the really bad fic. I can't say this surprises me given I have read some of her stuff, but I do find it offensive that she genuinely likes this story

[talos13]

Fan-fucking-tastic! Jay, that is, not the all-out attack on the English language which the "author" feels is acceptable. I've never watched SVU, but even I know how utterly, completely and totally WRONG this attempt at fiction is.
Thank you for a much-needed laughs this afternoon.

[jt4702]

Wow... words fail me... I tried to force myself to read this "fic" as I read Jay's review, but I just couldn't. I think it would be easier to ask me to shave 2 dozens rabid skunks with rusty, dull razors. I did however laughed until I cried reading the review though. After reading the first couple of lines in the 'fic' I am so glad I normally bypass anything to do with Alex/Olivia because I would have cried if I had wasted my time reading that. I would be demanding a refund for the lost time, with interest... Sometimes I wonder if people are on drugs when they 'write' some of the crap out there. And yeah, fucktastrophe truly describes that mess.