Goblin, sandwiches and Ovaltine go together so well.

Current playlist: Queens of the Stone Age and Zombi

I need an opinion.

Badgers or sharks?

Vengeance is a dish best served out of my ass.

Of all the ways to typo the word "yikes", I think "yijes" is my favorite.

What's yours?

Probation fee plus court fees: $420
Twice a month drug-tests: $30 for registration, $12 each test
MIP class: $90

This all amounts to... $684 over six months.

The lesson here is DON'T GET CAUGHT DRINKING IF YOU'RE NOT 21! Don't be a fuckin' idiot like I was. The court system is full of people who just want to fuck you.

God.

I've returned after a short hiatus. I'm guaranteed not to post very much but I've been trying to get inspiration for a short story or something like that.

Lately I've been playing Pirates! a lot. It's godly.

I'm frequenting this thing too much. I'm done. And that means I won't be reading of your journals, sons.

Current task: Get motivated and pants myself.

Current progress: 0% complete

For once, I called off of work.

It feels wonderful. I figure, it's my last week, gotta go in with a full deck of cards, right?