I'll throw a spear in your ass.

I slept for almost 11 hours... out of boredom!

Someone get me a life.

Half of my friends are going back to school tomorrow, so I have nothing to do tonight.

Maybe I'll get naked and start a fire in my basement.

For once, I don't feel shitass about going to work. It's going to suck, but I've got Snoop Dogg on my side, nigga.

Why am I miserable all the time? Christ, I wish I'd just get struck by fucking lightning.

The power outage yesterday fucked my nice monitor so now I'm using a Gateway piece of shit.

Here's a question:
Is it better to go to work and hate your job, or to simply not have a job?

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