Okay, this has been on my mind for a long time, and I just needed to get it off my chest. Let me start off by saying that I do not hate women. I love women, they are beautiful, albeit evil creatures (except our mothers who are wonderful), and that this species could not continue or even function without their presence, and it is with that in mind ( Read more... )

As soon as I finished my second book of the week, Walter called and we went to the casino. We played blackjack; Walter bought in for $100 and fronted me $40. I bought in $20, doubled my money in one hand, and stopped playing. Walter lost $100. But the worst part for him was some fat guy with a brain tumor shouting at him "Why'd you do that?! I ( Read more... )

I recently sat down with Justin Wendl to eat and chat, and he remarked that I had changed a lot this year, and he wasn't sure if it was for the better or for the worse. He said it all started when I began getting into the "manliness" stuff, and I reminded him that The Alphabet of Manliness is one of his own favorite. I keep saying that everyone's ( Read more... )

I know this beautiful girl who is "very attracted" to me, but she doesn't want sex, and she would "rather saw off [her] skin with a rock than get into another relationship". So what we have is a stalemate in spite of a mutual attraction. Now, I think she's the fucking coolest thing since sliced bread, and I'll still care for her no matter what, ( Read more... )

I've seen Vince say that "if you say you've grown out of metal, you were never in it in the first place." I agree with that, but I also don't feel that metal by itself is enough to adequately express all of the thoughts and feelings that are important. Metal to me is not synonymous with music. I've been in a very unmetal mood today. I think and ( Read more... )

We all know that this is how it works:

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I am often called a sexist for reading books like "Men Are Better Than Women" or for saying things like "I hate women", which is simply not true. I don't feel like I should have to defend myself for reading whatever the hell I want and being fucking objective about it. Instead of having faith, people have fear, an unreasonable fear of something ( Read more... )

Not what I was expecting. After seeing him on Dr. Phil's House of Judgement, I decided I needed this tome. I figured it would either be dead serious and offer brilliant "insights" about male superiority, or a complete satire and be hilarious. Neither was clearly the case. It was poorly written, at the level of a 15-year old, with nothing backing up ( Read more... )

I know this girl. Well, I've encountered her a few times, and I've been talking to her online for over a month. She went to all the same schools as me, so we know a lot of the same people, and she used to refer to me as the "hot boy from Arby's". She's actually a model, but what gets me is that she's literate, well-read, a gamer (even softmodded ( Read more... )

I was sitting by the fountain at HFCC this afternoon, waiting for Bernadette, when an Asian man huddling under a white umbrella came walking down the concrete steps into the courtyard. It was Sunday, so nobody else was anywhere. As he walked by me, I said to him, "It's not raining yet." He stopped, lowered his umbrella, and looked at me ( Read more... )