Chapter 3: Omnicockity

[thesnofkim]

Title: Breathing Is A Necessity - Chapter 3: Omnicockity
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One-third Phoenix. One-third penis-pills. One-third sex .
Pairing: Gant/Edgeworth, Wright/Edgeworth in future chapters.  I guarantee some Phoenix/Edgey cuteness in the next chapter.
Author's Note: Thanks to everyone who left me a comment.

Posted this fic in three different

Comments

[anonymous]

Repeat Anonymouse! ;) Finding this just as I was working my way through the apparently interminable closing sequence for PW1 was a real picker-upper. Definitely looking forward to the next chapter. ♥

...wow, and the sequence just ended. That took half an hour!

Hawt Stuff (;

[anonymous]

Poor Phoenix. I can feel his little heart breaking this very moment. Anyway, great work! I'm looking forward to the next chapter!
By the way, isn't heat + radiation bad for sperms T_T?

Re: Hawt Stuff (;

[thesnofkim]

Absolutely.
In fact, I will provide everyone a warning.

DISCLAIMER: Do not fuck Edgeworth on the copy machine.

Poor, poor Phoenix XD

[anonymous]

Poor Phoenix =(
Hehe, brilliant as usual.
LOL at the disclaimer

[iiely]

Lovely chapter. <3 Poor Phoenix, lovesick puppy he is. x3 Edgeworth=hawtness. And Gant better follow that disclaimer's warnings otherwise he'll have a very irritate Edgey in his hands...though I doubt he'd mind. >>;

[travellyr]

Hee! Phoenix talking to his crotch, reassuring him that he's adequate. Phoenix in general is adorable.

As for Gant... omg PHOTOCOPIER. There is something incredibly, incredibly (hilariously) tacky about photocopiers. Even if you aren't xeroxing sex. Then again, anyone who wears a bright orange coat is very secure with his image AND tacky.
...maybe Gant isn't exactly SECURE... Secure people don't need validation (like it, yes. Need it, no). Tacky is a go. XD

And Edgeworth... take Phoenix, move to Cabo San Lucas, and shack up with a pool boy. Life'll be easier that way. XD