Gov't homework

[thesoftdiveof]

Does anyone want to write me a three-minute speech, for the president to read on television, about some current event in the news? I CAN'T DO MY HOMEWORK! (Even though, apparently, three-minutes is a paragraph.) It's due tonight at midnight. On the discussion board. Bahhhhhhhhhhh!

Comments

[jackferd]

This may seem like a stupid question: But, something our current President would actually read?

[thesoftdiveof]

Well, I don't really think it has to be the viewpoint of Bush. I'd certainly hope not, because what I've written so far sounds way too literate for his suck-ass. I've decided I'm just going to BS it, really, because some kid wrote about the fucking Redskins game. Seriously, I'm not kidding!