I am worth $2,075,696 on HumanForSale.com

lol, obviously, i'm high class

(im expensive cause if you dated me, youd have to feed me constantly)

off to ma grandmere's for mother's day partay

I was getting down to homework for once today, and suddenly, I get distracted (once again) by the fact that my lovely rosebud salve stuff is deformed and melted into a weird shape. I left in the car over the day in April vacation where it was like 80, while I babysat. And lo and behold, when I come back, its melted and congealed again all on one ( Read more... )

so i bought a new dress (this would dress #3 for me) yesterday
then today, my mom goes downtown and buys another one that she saw so...i put the debate up to all you
thanks all!!

bought yesterday

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so in the adventures of yesterday, i think i have busted a rib laughing. either that or from when i decided to climb into phils bathtub. (its not as bonkers as it sounds, i was in the bathroom with hannah, and she had to pee, so rather than stand there and watch her pee, i decided to sit in the bathtub and wait for her to finish, why were in there ( Read more... )

I have finally made my decision, THE decision.

I am going to sunny southern California to SCRIPPS COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yippee! Go Athenas (oh jesus christ, so I have a crap mascot...but it IS all women's, so you can't blame them)!!!

Alright, off to do work so my admission will not be revoked

alright, so i have 2 dresses and i need to know which looks better. the pictures are a bit blurry, you can click on them for a larger view of it.

thank you i love you all. my stomach is getting out of hand, i was sucking in like a mother. my abs hurt now.

**UPDATE** both dresses have been returned (5/1/05) and two new ones are being debated above

so i should be sleeping and storing up rest b/c i wont be getting any for the next 2-3 weeks...but no, i stalk christina kelly (if youre reading this, which i doubt you are, i mean stalk in the friendliest of terms...errr) and i take little quizlets...

therefore, voila, perfect man, come hither to my bed please.

Your dating personality profile:

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I just finished 'Middlesex' by Jeffrey Eugenides. Once again, I came upon Plato's thoughts on the origin of the sexes and sexual orientation. First Hedwig, then everywhere in literature, and now in contemporary thought where you would expect the stereotypes and fears of modern society to be prevalent ( Read more... )

having visited wash u. in st louis, i realized how much of a difference in who i become will be based on one single word i choose to use and where i choose to use it.

i guess i could make the informed decision, and contrast the pros and the cons, which in the large scheme of things, play a large part in the shaping of my future career. which has ( Read more... )

HOW OBSCENE (yet how amusingly crude)