Look everybody! I'm alive!
It's been awhile. Did you miss me?
Me neither.
Claymore has tons of showz.
Check em out. Show up. Or don't.
But if you don't, I will be VERY hurt.
I bought a guitar for $45. It is hamazing.
I will tell you more later.
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Converge
Terror
Cursed
Mare.
OH FUCK.
MARE
They are going to make me dead.
I am excited.

Today my car went poo poo.
It's sitting off of Ridgetop.
I don't know what I'll do.
I need a new car.

Also, I met a crazy Indian named Crazy Horse.
Words cannot describe the amazingity this man possessed.

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Last night we played in Vacouver
with El Cerdo at a house.
I cannot believe how M F heavy they are.
My bowels fell out when they played.
And on the ride home, David got mad at Derek and said
"Hey Derek, why don't you just get married and quit the band already?"
It was intenze.

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theHELM got signed to Hex Records.
What the fuck.
I mean that's rad, they're amazing,
but they've played like 3 shows.
We're never getting signed.
Oh well.
We have some shows coming up.
AwesomeFest!

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People who read:
Recommend me some books.
I don't care what style.
Kyle Buckingham, I'm looking in your direction?

Man, I had a pretty sweet evening.
Cops. Dicks. Pukes. Fires. Musics.
All in random order it seems.
Good times in Paradise.
Oh, Paradise guys:
Sorry about your porch/cement thing. Yuck.
And sorry about that planter. I feel bad.
CRTV DSTRCTN was amazing.

!!!
I put in my 2 weeks at Stafford Suites!
I am so excited. I needed to do this a long time ago.
Now I will work at Stoke's Auction with me pa.
I will make more $bling$ now.
I can start buying shit!
Yay.
Also, today I bought these:
Swarm Of The Lotus-The Sirens Of Silence
Supermachiner-Rise Of The Great Machine
Boy, I sure like tunes.