Marlene worked on a film all spring break... she produced it and ended up being in it as the gypsy... see the working trailer here: http://www.thatcherthedp.com/Read more... )

in early celebration of my past 21 years of life, i would like to take this moment to list names i'd like my future children to have. (this has nothing to do with my birthday. it's just that i can talk about it a lot since it's tomorrow. and i just thought of another good name ( Read more... )

.worromot eno-ytnewt eb lliw i

this is nasty ( Read more... )

who wants to trade lives? i'm done with this one....

ajeiojaiogAGHAEGAFUCK

FUUUUCK

so there i am, late for work and taking a fat shit in the dorms, when i blow my nose and open up the little tampon-trashcan thing to throw away my tissue.

lo and behold,

IT IS INFESTED WITH PISSANTS. CRAWLING ALL OVER MY FUCKING HAND. EATING WEEK-OLD POON BLOOD AND CRAWLING ON ME.

I FUCKING HATE LIVING HERE.

she LIKES kenny g.

she thinks it's jazz.

AND SHE FUCKING LIKES IT.

so, you know those bitches who live across the hall from me who are always fucking screaming in the middle of the night- whom i ALWAYS politely ask to shut the fucking door when they're loud ( Read more... )

1. i want to fuck bjork.

2. the witch is back.

3. five more fucking weeks.

4. 4 more days (!).

5. too much homework.

6. i'm quitting college.

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