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[thespianlizling]

So the other day, I was standing in front of the mirror, and I said, "I hate my boobs. They look all wrong. I'd like to get them reduced -- and then get implants. I think that would look much better

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[jilduck]

Hahaha I secretly want to get implants after I get a reduction this summer. I JUST WANT THEM TO BE PERKY, DAMMIT. Only we understand. :[

[thespianlizling]

I know that they boobs don't naturally look like grapefruit halves, but I really really want them to. Grapefruits are more attractive then, say, water balloons that are in the process of leaking out.
In my freshman year of college, a (male) friend of one of my roommates was taking this test online -- there were 20 pictures of sets of breasts and you were supposed to identify them as real or fake. He declared them all "real" and got 50%. (I took it right after him and got them all right.) Men are dumb. I hate them all. Unless you're a man and you're reading this right now, in which case, you are excepted, probably.

[fightflorentine]

You hate the part of me that is a man. I was looking at myself in the mirror and decided to reduce my breasts. Fortunately for me, this will involve more kung fu and less fat rather than surgery. Also, don't knock large breasts, it's painful and they're a terrible thing to waste.

[thespianlizling]

You are kind of a chick sometimes. We see this. LOVE!