So my uncle's funeral was this past weekend. Before and after the service, his whole family (our side and his wife's side) were crammed into their tiny house, and a lot of time was spent squished together on the sofa looking at pictures ( Read more... )

On Thursday, I dyed my hair from auburny-brown to very dark brown. The color's still settling in, but I think it's going to look great. I'm still fuzting around with my makeup, trying to find a look that works with the haircolor without being all princess-of-darkness-y. Before I changed my hair color, I could do smoky eyes with my current ( Read more... )

So the other day, I was standing in front of the mirror, and I said, "I hate my boobs. They look all wrong. I'd like to get them reduced -- and then get implants. I think that would look much better ( Read more... )

I can't believe Ryan Seacrest is still trying to convince people he's straight. I'm not buying; are you ( Read more... )

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
As I said in a message left on a friend's voicemail: let's hope 2007 sucks less ass than 2006 did.
2007. It's a crazy big number.

Me, to my mother:
"FINE, I'll go with you to see the family at Christmas. But only because you're OLD and when you're DEAD I can do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT on Christmas. So there."

Usually when I'm sitting at the computer, the lights in the room are off. My cats really dig this, because it gives them a whole new way to freak me out. They'll sit at my feet and stare at me. Because they're under my desk in the dark, I can't really see them, but I can see the creepy green reflecty glow of their pupils out of the corner of my ( Read more... )

( my xmas stocking )

Hail Hugh Laurie, full of grace,
Hottest art thou among men,
And hottest art thine eyes of bluest blue.
Hail Hugh Laurie, teh hott is with thee.
Have pity on us
And come make out with us in every room of the house.