I am Windsor Hospital's Employee of the Month.
I am on a high that probably won't end until Monday, when fall class starts.  Why did I decide that Trig was a good idea?

Las night, Bunny, Amy, Laura, Richard and I (well, really just me, but I look less guilty when I blame the whole group) called Vera, put her on speakerphone and had her sing the Phallic Song.  That was all we wanted.  I felt kind of bad.

My mother's management strategy: Instead of doing one simple task, scream at strangers and make false ( Read more... )

I just had a dream that equated my job with getting kidnapped by Voldemort.
Hmmm.

Wow.  Paris Hilton looks kind of pretty in her "Stars Are Blind" video.  How'd that happen?  Never underestimate the value of a good makeup artist, I suppose.
Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of the day, had a dream that it was much later in the day, and then woken up and been completely disoriented?  That just happened to me.  I keep ( Read more... )

"Y'know, maybe, if I had CABLE, I wouldn't have to be a pirate ( Read more... )

You know who used to be hot?  Christopher Walken (on the left).  Woof.
Also: Owain Owain Owain wheee!  (Y'all are going to get sick of hearing about this dog, I promise.)
So a bunch of my friends are graduating from high school tomorrow.  Congratulations, girls!  I know you don't mean to make me feel old.  (You do anyway.)  Unfortunately, I cannot go ( Read more... )

I have a dog.
His name is Owain; he is a golden retriever/??? mix.  He is a grown-up doggie and came to us exceedingly well trained.  I am under orders not to "ruin" this one.
I HAVE A DOGGIE, Y'ALL!  He might be the most perfect animal in the world.  I am so in love it's crazy.

Your Life: The Soundtrack

Opening credits: "Dizzy Miss Lizzie," the Beatles

Waking up: "Mrs. Robinson," Simon & Garfunkel

Average day: "Only Living Boy in New York," Simon & Garfunkel

First date: "Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love)," as sung by Alanis Morissette

Falling in love: "Truly Madly Deeply," Savage Garden

At My Most Beautiful: "Wonderwall," ( Read more... )

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