I just found a video of the Goo Goo Dolls talking to Elmo. Holy god. Honestly, could Johnny's bone structure be any more perfect? Someone needs to come scrape me off the floor, as I've gone totally gooey (har har) from the goofy/sexy combo. He is obscenely pretty. I wonder if he's gay? (He looks a wee bit like a muppet, with that mess of ( Read more... )

I had a conversation with my roommate about Mounties and uniforms and fear of police. Long story. Anyway, quote of the day:
"Missy, there is a difference between *firing* somebody and setting fire *to* them."

This evening, I took a nap.  I had a dream about Paul Gross.  I dreamt that Paul Gross and I were having lunch.  HAVING LUNCH.  Of all the things I could dream about doing with the most beautiful man in Canada, I dream about eating veggieburgers.  And that's not "eating veggieburgers, if you know what I mean AND I THINK YOU DO."  I had a dream ( Read more... )

Bandit died this morning ( Read more... )

So today, I open up my Internet Explorer. One of the headlines is "Queen Prepares for 80th Birthday."
They are referring, of course, to Queen Elizabeth II, but I saw that and said "What? Nobody in Queen is eighty years old!"
*headdesk*

So it's been a rough few days. I've been pretty ill, on and off, and a friend of the family just died unexpectedly, and I'm kind of broken up about it ( Read more... )

"I love sleep. I wish that sleep were a person so I could have sex with it, and then have its babies."
-- Remaining anonymous to protect the obviously guilty

The problem with Netflix is that the selection is so good that you get really spoiled, so when they don't have something that you want you get all "OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK? How is it that Netflix doesn't carry this one independent Candian film that no one's ever heard of ever?" It makes you bitter even as you know you've been spoiled by the ( Read more... )

There is a line between what has to be and what was meant to be.
Where does that line fall?
I'm so fucking sick of feeling terrible all the time.

So I was dicking around on the internet, and I found the most perfect video ever here.  Click on the link and go to the bottommost video, then choose your connection speed.  Holy mother of god, do I love the Royal Canadian Air Farce.  Also, doo-wop music; also, mocking our president.  (Also the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, but that's not really ( Read more... )