She gave birth to a ten pound gorrilla.  Since it ripped the surface of her vagina, she decided that it would be better if she had a penis.  So, she went to her local porn shop and bought a 7 inch prostetic penis.  Now her only conflict was finding jeans that would fit such a large member.  She went to the Gap, Express, and Old Navy, but she had no ( Read more... )

i just heard a car accident in the distance ( Read more... )

i cant stop thinking about wes.  knowing he exists is a curse, because i can't be with him ( Read more... )

I saw Nathan in the Grocery Store and I just about shat myself.  He was wearing a Starbucks hat.  He works at Starbucks, which means that after the movie theater closed, he needed money.....which probably means he doesn't have another job.......so he lied ( Read more... )

I have found a new obession: Classical music ( Read more... )

i totally

fucked up

on all

my auditions

today

fuck

I cried tonight.  Not because King Lear lovingly embraced his daughter Cordelia.....but because of the play itself.  I cried for the actors.  I cried for their dreams.  I closed my eyes and saw what they saw; blaring lights and dark figures, moving and breathing.  I remembered, again, why I have to do this.  And I realized, that I am trapped.  I am ( Read more... )

wes and i just had a long drawn out convo about what "the core"is.  I dont think he knew what the fuck he was talking about....but I could be wrong.   He usually knows what hes talking about, so this came as a surprise to me.  I called him a hypocrite, and he got pissed, and was like "good night!" ...which pissed me off, so I was all like "omg omg ( Read more... )

i cant believe she would say something like that.

i cant go on.  life is so dark.  its so very dark.

i cant live this way.  my tears fall frequently down my cheeks.

im going to kill myself.

well I just sneezed ( Read more... )