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Vriska: Wake up/Flip the fuck out.

Jun 08, 2011 11:27

[Morning - 1129 Taylor Road]

[So Vriska woke up in what was certainly not a recuperacoon. In fact, she didn't even remember going to sleep at any point! To add onto this confusion, her skin was looking more than a little pale...and her horns were missing. And her room was filled to the brim with horrible clean tidiness. Yuck. DEFINITELY not her own ( Read more... )

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Phone; partytoastess June 8 2011, 18:46:42 UTC

They don't have computers here! Believe me, if they did, I'd be able to connect to Veda.

[ She sounds more than a little irritated at this prospect ]

You just woke up here, didn't you~? Well, hm... how does Nena say this..

[ and, now, without sympathy and the subtelty of a sledgehammer to the face ]

You've been kidnapped!

Re: Phone; thespidertroll June 8 2011, 19:01:12 UTC

((Oh god LJ still confuses me a little sorry about that.))

What?! Are you fucking kidding me?! AAAAAGH! I HATE THIS PLACE, I HATE IT I HATE IT I...

[Beat]

Kidnapped? Me? How did that even happen? Better yet, who did it? I plan on killing them. Slowly.

partytoastess June 8 2011, 19:21:25 UTC

[ ooc: no worries! You might want to disable custom comment pages, though o: I can write a little direction menu if you don't know how ahah /)_(\ ]

No one knows for sure, but we're all betting on Lucy Smith! She's a little girl that lives in the Smith house.

No one knows how it really happened, either. I have a brochure if you want to know more.

thespidertroll June 8 2011, 19:50:24 UTC

((That'd be awesome, thank you~!))

Yes! Progress! Finally, something not stupid and totally useless!

...wait, they make what now for this? How often does this crap happen?!

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[phone] riastrad_ridire June 8 2011, 18:51:05 UTC

You must be new here. Sounds like you're taking it well.

[Did someone say trolling?]

Re: [phone] thespidertroll June 8 2011, 19:07:41 UTC

That's a smart mouth you've got, whoever-the-fuck-you-are. Yes! This whole stupid place ruined EVERYTHING I was trying to do! And you're not helping!

riastrad_ridire June 8 2011, 21:22:01 UTC

Mayfield likes ruining everything, in case you hadn't noticed yet.

[He's not much better.]

thespidertroll June 8 2011, 22:41:32 UTC

Eeeugh...even the name sucks! This whole place and getup sucks! Aaaaagh!

[More meaningless tantrum-tossing. She'll calm down. Eventually.]

dolosa June 8 2011, 18:54:53 UTC

U- Um, please, calm down... there are computers, but there isn't a lot of them here... I'm sorry.

thespidertroll June 8 2011, 19:52:38 UTC

Oh, gee, thanks for the TOTALLY USELESS INFORMATION! Why don't you apologize for being useless and start being HELPFUL, dammit!

At least tell me what I can do in this stupid human place for FUN. Then you'll maybe, just maybe, sneak your own spot on the Serket respect meter. Maybe! Really!

dolosa June 8 2011, 22:11:16 UTC

What kind of fun?

thespidertroll June 9 2011, 03:13:05 UTC

You know, FUN. Like FLARP or some huge game with universe-shattering stakes! Not suddenly becoming human and being sent somewhere incredibly fucking stupid! So what passes off as 'fun' here?

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[phone] skyruns June 8 2011, 18:55:19 UTC

Uh... hello.

It's not that we haven't heard of computers here, it's that this era doesn't have that kind of technology yet.

Re: [phone] thespidertroll June 8 2011, 19:55:40 UTC

Different era? Wait, so you're saying this is in the human planet's past or something?

[Great. Weird time shit she's not in control of.]

What kind of era are we talking about, here?

Re: [phone] skyruns June 9 2011, 01:50:34 UTC

The 1950s. In America, if that makes a difference.

Re: [phone] thespidertroll June 9 2011, 03:16:43 UTC

Yaaaaaawn. No difference to me. What the crap am I supposed to do here, anyways? I'm not exactly interested in cross-species culture study crap, yanno.

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action cueballer June 8 2011, 19:02:49 UTC

[Scratch is around the neighborhood, looking just as human as Vriska, when he notices a girl who looks a lot like his former protege. Hm.

He'll walk up toward her as she walks and make a small greeting. Just to assess the situation.]

Hello.

Re: action thespidertroll June 8 2011, 19:12:57 UTC

[Vriska raises an eyebrow as some creepy wrinkly human approaches her.]

Uh...hi.

Do you need something?

action cueballer June 8 2011, 19:21:24 UTC

[Well that voice certainly settles it.]

No, not really. Have a good day, Vriska.

[And he starts to walk off.]

Re: action thespidertroll June 8 2011, 19:58:56 UTC

[Vriska takes a minute to realize that the creepy human knew her name. She quickly ran in front of him and blocked his way, grinning.]

I don't think I've ever met you before and you seem to know my name. That's interesting. Are you in some kind of cahoots against me? Or were?

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