Vriska: Wake up/Flip the fuck out.

[thespidertroll]

[Morning - 1129 Taylor Road]

[So Vriska woke up in what was certainly not a recuperacoon. In fact, she didn't even remember going to sleep at any point! To add onto this confusion, her skin was looking more than a little pale...and her horns were missing. And her room was filled to the brim with horrible clean tidiness. Yuck. DEFINITELY not her own

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Phone

[hangedhourai]

Welcome back.

Re: Phone

[thespidertroll]

Welcome BACK? Wait, I've been here before?

Explain your spooky, cryptic nonsense!

Re: Phone

[hangedhourai]

You have, you lived in my house before this. Though you do not seem to remember. Ah well, this is a rather common occurrence.

Re: Phone

[thespidertroll]

[Yup. Definitely sounded like weird time shit to Vriska.]

Okaaaaaay...hey, out of curiosity, what did 'I' act like when I lived there? And more importantly, did I do anything awesome?

Re: phone

[thespidertroll]

Aaaagh! I don't have time for being insulted by stupid humans over an equally stupid device! And what does that even MEAN?!

((OOC: I'm not sure if Vriska has ever actually heard Dave's voice at any point, so her tantrum will be silencing any would-be recognition for the time being. ))

Re: phone

[thespidertroll]

You know what! Maybe I will! Talking over this stupid human device is annoying, anyways!

...

There's no other way of contacting people in town this way, is there?

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[pasodoble]

( ( What is all of this noise. It's enough to wake Spain up and he goes to check it out.

Oh. It looks like their family grew. Kind of. ) )

Ah, good morning.

Re: ( action )

[thespidertroll]

[Spain's sudden entry is enough to distract Vriska from her tantrum, if only momentarily. She's still obviously grumpy, though.]

Yeah, hi. Who are you supposed to be?

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[pasodoble]

That's a complicated question!

I'm supposed to be your papá but I'm not. So you can just call me Spain. And you?

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[thespidertroll]

My WHAT?

...yeah, um, whatever. Just call me Vriska.

[Too worn out from the earlier thrashing about to mess with Spain. THIS TIME.]

[crusthatecean]

Wow, and I thought I came off like an asshole when I first got here!

[thespidertroll]

Karkat!

[Near-instant recognition. Finally, someone familiar!]

You're here too, huh, fearless leader? This the big bad danger you're supposed to be in? Did a pretty good job of pissing me off, I'll give it that much.

[crusthatecean]

Haha, guess what?

Have fun that everyone knows you here and hates you in advance! Your past self did a ton of shit here you can't control or remember.

[thespidertroll]

Bah. Just more of a challenge that way.

[She's trying to sound calm, but really, she's a few inches away from lapsing back into flip-the-fuck-out mode.]

Seriously though, what's your deal? In fact, what's the deal with everything here? I'm knee deep in stupid human bullshit to deal with and all my levels are gone! ALL OF THEM!

PHONE

[bullsit]

[noooooooo who sent Vriska back this is the worst day ever.

time to say hello in a perfectly casual and calm way.]

Oh, uh, you're back.

[Well that went about as well as expected.]

Re: PHONE

[thespidertroll]

[Shockingly enough, no scathing retort or anything at first. Just a long, awkward pause. Vriska stared at the 'audio hook' for a minute before putting it back on her face.]

...Tavros?

[bullsit]

[an even longer, awkwarder pause.]

. . . I am pretty sure, uh, that I definitely should not be talking to you.

[thespidertroll]

[THRICE THE AWKWARD. THRICE THE PAUSE.]

You're right. You shouldn't.

[She'd be hanging up right now, but her think pan broke a little when she heard what sounded like a 'YES I'M ALIVE' Tavros. Give her a minute.]