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[thesteelmedium]

Let's say your friend and his best friend are in a cult. What would be the best way to either get them out or keep the would-be lynchers and mobs with torches and pitchforks from discovering it?

Also, completely unrelated, what kind of bullets are good for a shotgun?

[Maya is covered head to toe in post-it notes and not doing anything about it.

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[disconnectedly]

Were they doing something wrong, in the cult?

And-

[he stops to get a look at a post-it note as it falls]

Oh, that's kind of interesting.

[thesteelmedium]

Pfft, it hardly matters if they were doing something wrong. EVERY movie with crazy witchcraft symbols has an angry pitchforks and torches mob!!

[masteronhigh]

Aww, you consider me his best friend? That's very sweet~! What lies has he been feeding you about us?

[thesteelmedium]

Well technically he just said you were friends, but he's pretty fond of you. Plus most people would want an explanation for "my friend and his favorite enemy."

[masteronhigh]

Really? I think that's quite self-explanitory.

[thesteelmedium]

But I already know how it would have gone. "Favorite enemy?" "Yeah, they're always going up against each other." "Like intellectual enemies?" "No, like one's a mass murderer and the other stops him a lot! They're friends." "..." "... What?" "Avoiding you and your creepy 'friends' now." "D:"

[lastofgardios]

... Maya?

[thesteelmedium]

HI GUY!! [enthusiastic wave, notes flying everywhere] You're good with machines, right? Do guns count?

[rosegeneral]

[Just... happens to glance at one]

What is that?

[thesteelmedium]

[peers over at it] ...

I think it's... supposed to be a duck with a hammer in it's head? [picks it up and turns it around, more are falling off though] Or something in Japanese??