Ha, that was easy. Let's hear it for the greatest rebel in town! Steals from the rich and gives to the poor! I'm like Robin Hood.

Now to find some poor people that need a watering can, a bag of marbles, raw meat, or rusted spoons...

[Welcome Maya Fey, the Well Intentioned Thief. She looks pretty much like she usually does, but more peasant-like, ( Read more... )

I DID IT! I can now safely walk the streets without having to be on the lookout for aliens that want to make out with me! Or anyone else the mistletoe has in its clutches.

I'll go get us some more food now, Doctor! 8D

[[ooc: Maya duct taped a bucket to her head. She thinks this idea is genius. Feel free to laugh at her]]

AAUUUUUUGGHHH

EW EW EW. MOUTH WASH! WHY DID I NEVER PICK UP MOUTHWASH?!!

What are Time Lords are allergic too?! I need to prevent any more aliens from invading my mouth!! DON'T YOU DARE USE YOUR TIME LORD-FU ON ME AGAIN.

auuuuugh it was all wet.

[[ooc: Maya and the Doctor were attacked with a mistletoe! Because it's four in the morning and we're bored ( Read more... )

Nnn. Delicious scrumptious - I KNOW THAT'S YOU, FAKE. In our apartment! Mine and the Doctor's, the REAL Doctor's! Food doesn't cook itself, and the Doctor doesn't cook either!! Trying to lure me in with the delicious smell of delicious food simmering on the stove, with a hint of - ARGH.

QUICK, SOMEONE, SLAP ME WITH A FISH.

Doctor~ Oh Doctor~

GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO THE APARTMENT RIGHT NOW!!! It's your turn to do the dishes and I'm hungry! Hurry up, chop chop!

GWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!

... MY - ... My heart is beating...

And it's rather cool out....

I... I guess that girl wasn't joking...

[[ooc: Maya appears to be a random woman in her late 30's/early 40's. Still stuck in the bear costume]]

[flaps right arm up and down. Pause. Flaps left arm up and down.]

It doesn't even have finger holes... ! How am I supposed to eat?!

And why couldn't I be something cool?!

[[ooc: Maya's in a bulky bear costume, and will be wobbling around stiffly as if she's a kid in a snowsuit until she gets used to this (here's a quick doodle)]]

Let's say your friend and his best friend are in a cult. What would be the best way to either get them out or keep the would-be lynchers and mobs with torches and pitchforks from discovering it?

Also, completely unrelated, what kind of bullets are good for a shotgun?

[Maya is covered head to toe in post-it notes and not doing anything about it. ( Read more... )

It's good to have my own body back.

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I miss being tall. ;_;

DOES ANYONE HAVE GROWTH HORMONES?!

WEIRD.

CREEPY.

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I'M TALL NOW!!!

I can't be channeling someone because the spirit would have taken control of the body...