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[thesteelmedium]

Doctor~ Oh Doctor~

GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO THE APARTMENT RIGHT NOW!!! It's your turn to do the dishes and I'm hungry! Hurry up, chop chop!

Comments

[doctoroutintime]

Oh, do forgive me, Maya. I've just been so distracted. People to help and all that, you know. And the Master was being horribly bothersome. Are you incapable of doing dishes?

[thesteelmedium]

I do them all the time!! It's just a dish, it won't leap out of the sink to murder you.

[doctoroutintime]

Oh, you never know. I'm quite sure I could set up a device to send a dish from the sink and erupt into shards to cut someone. Of course, only a theory.

[thesteelmedium]

Right right, alien technology can do ANYTHING.

Except wash dishes, apparently.

[masteronhigh]

[twitching irritation in the fingers, meaning - real!Master] Maya, move out of the apartment immediately. That's not the real Doctor. It's corrupted data. Sounds like the Valeyard. Quite frankly, the syntax gives him away. The Doctor hasn't used grammar so proper in years. I - nngh, my fake seems nice enough, too nice if you ask me, so go to him if you need help. But - [flinches] shut up already! Now's not that time for genocide! - but if you need someone who's actually able to help you, go to the Lady President.

Oh! And take the Doctor's screwdriver with you, if you can. I don't want that fake to have it. Take anything important to the Doctor that you can find, and go to the Lady Presi- [flickers, and hullo, calm, sane, and quiet not!Master]

Uhm, hi, the fake here. It was getting to be a bit much for him. The Lady President will take care of you. He'll try to help, but he has always been very fond of contigency plans. All right? And I know it's hard to trust him, but it's the Doctor who is at stake here. He won't surrender the

[thesteelmedium]

I am... rather confused, but yeah, I knew something was up.

... Master has a fake too? Does everyone have one?!

[masteronhigh]

Uhm, everyone who went through the Haunted House. [tugs on his sleeve] I'm really sorry. It really is best if you stay with the Lady President. We'll take their bodies soon. I don't... I don't think I'll be very useful, so I think it's best you go to her for help. I'm really sorry.

[thesteelmedium]

... What are you taking their bodies for?

[vi952]

Maaayyyaaaa! I'm trapped, I want to go home and play video games. T_T And Yuki isn't talking to me! D:!

[thesteelmedium]

... Um... Well, do you know why Yuki won't talk to you?

[vi952]

Well he was bored so I started giving him ideas for things to do, and right when I mention the ferret costumes he tells me he'll never talk to me again. DDD:! Are ferret costumes on pogo sticks that bad?

[thesteelmedium]

Maybe he feels incompetent 'cause you assume he even knows how to use a pogo stick!! Some people are stubborn and won't admit stuff like that.