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[thesteelmedium]

AAUUUUUUGGHHH

EW EW EW. MOUTH WASH! WHY DID I NEVER PICK UP MOUTHWASH?!!

What are Time Lords are allergic too?! I need to prevent any more aliens from invading my mouth!! DON'T YOU DARE USE YOUR TIME LORD-FU ON ME AGAIN.

auuuuugh it was all wet.

[[ooc: Maya and the Doctor were attacked with a mistletoe! Because it's four in the morning and we're bored

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[doctoroutintime]

What? No! I wasn't-! That wasn't my choice!

[thesteelmedium]

I'm sorry Doctor, but I just don't see us that way okay?!

[doctoroutintime]

Neither do I! I didn't want to snog you! It just...happened! I dunno! It was probably some new trick...

[thesteelmedium]

YOU SNOGGING ME WAS A NEW TRICK?!!?!

[chipsandtea]

--what happened?

[thesteelmedium]

We kissed. It was gross! He stole my kissing virginity!!!

1/2

[chipsandtea]

........

[chipsandtea]

--he did what?

[dritte_tochter]

[thesteelmedium]

Why meeee ;0;

[dritte_tochter]

You should be careful, desu! He might not be human, but I bet he has all kinds of germs and diseases and stuff, desu!

Humans are so gross, kissing like that, desu.

[thesteelmedium]

I KNOW!! He says he's clean, but can I really trust him?! I think I'll go to the hospital to make sure he didn't give me anything. ew ew ew he's a thousand years old why me whyyy

[lastofgardios]

... What?

[thesteelmedium]

Guuuyyyy!!! Do you have poison? I need a way to keep him at bay!!

[captaininnuendo]

Oh come on! I feel cheated right now! >/

1/2

[thesteelmedium]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Who knows where that mouth of his has been!

2/2

[thesteelmedium]

.... Oh God.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE HIS MOUTH HAS BEEN ICK ICK.

[masteronhigh]

Just to point out, the Doctor's kissed Jack, and Jack has kissed.... many. And those many have also kissed many. So it would not be unreasonable to say you've snogged about six billion people.

[ooc; peeking out in the middle of a haitus to play with Maya, yes yes]