Grandma's beds are having the best week ever.

I got a job at Forever 21.

Cristin and I are throwing a party in the woods. You're all invited.

BEST HURRICANE EVER

Ok, Ashlee Simpson really can't sing.

New York Community College is sounding pretty good about now.

Ok so, FSU is a better school, but apparently Tally sucks. UCF is pretty much a bullshit school, but obviously, Orlando is awesome.
So where do I go?

And NEXT, which they apparently play really really late at night on mtv, pisses me off.

So basically Coldplay was awesome and Gweneth Paltrow is on Conan now, crazy.

I HATE the house of frogs. I'm way too creeped out to sleep and I've decided the only way it's is going to be possible is if I leave on all the lights and play some happy music. I think I've narrowed it down to Hillary Duff or The Beatles.

2 Fags
1 Gay
Faith and Alyssa
Vodka and Beer

The End

So I'm house sitting for this lady and as I just tried to let the dog in I realized I'm LOCKED IN. I figure when my mom came a came in a couple hours ago to check on me she must have dead bolted both the front and back doors and neglected to leave me a key. I'm kind of freaking out. Basically If there were a fire, I'd die. I guess I could climb out ( Read more... )