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It is 9:35 p.m.
My fifteen page finance project is due at 2:30 p.m. tomorrow.
One of my team mates just texted me asking,"Its for sure due tomorrow correct?"

Please, either rip out my guts with a spork or buy me another Red Bull. Please.

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If not having the Lamictal means not being able to sleep because I want to rip my hair out and keep thinking about walking outside pantsless then... then I think I want the Lamictal back.

On Thanksgiving Alyssa wore a light yellow dress, an olive green button-up shirt, and black-and-white diamond patterned tights.

Father: You look nice.
Alyssa: Is that sarcastic?
Father: No. Now get downstairs and help us.

THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION.


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I spent quality time dumpster diving at Krispy Kreme's with my father.

He says they're stale. Bourgeoisie swine.

( Alyssa's guide to making watercolor inkblots )

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crosspost from MySpazz so I can cringe at how ridiculous I am years later.

Sometimes, children, there is this point where you are so tired you can't sleep because your body is surviving on adrenaline, Adderall, and utter terror of the attendance policy. Not sleeping also makes you relapse and go a bit crazy. At times like this forgoing doing ( Read more... )

So yesterday I answered the door and a girl tried to kiss me.

???

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