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environmental science
"My plan to solve global warming would be to get rid of all cars and technology and return to living like cavemen."1
I should stop fucking around in this class.
1This is UNLV guys, I don't have to bother with sounding like a fancy college student. They're happy if I know standardized English here. -
environmental science quiz
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urban wildlife
I have a pet ant colony. They live at the MLK stop and I feed them cashews every morning.
Help, what do I name them? Also, how do I stay awake during eleven o'clock morning meetings?
eta: My hair will turn purple in November! Am excited. -
frustration.
I am tired of men asking for my age.
And petting my hair without asking.
And thinking it's a come on when I acknowledge their existence from five yards away. And giving me their phone number. And looking and talking to me in that way. I can identify eyebrow flashes and lecherous looks and the tone of voice and the way they dig for information. It ( Read more... ) -
I laugh best
Dear high school students loitering in Walmart,
This outfit is genius. It is engineered to minimize heat exposure, ok? A white long-sleeved blouse over a light colored tank top protects me from the sun, promotes air circulation, and doesn't trap heat. Light colored stockings and a white skirt do the same, while your skinny jeans trap sweat and ( Read more... ) -
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I want to change my name to ♥, just so I can tell people the semicolon is silent.
Hell, what's stopping me? No sense of familial duty here. -
The Apocalypse!
SWEET JESUS
THIS IS LAS VEGAS' FIRST SNOW DAY, LIKE, EVER
ONE FOR GLOBAL WARMING!
Yeah, that's right. A millimeter of snow is enough to cause havoc in Sin City. Prepare baby, because hell's just frozen over. *whips off sunglasses*
