1. How tall are you barefoot ( Read more... )

Today was most triumphant. I was able to meet my all-time favorite hero and role-model, Randy (the Macho Man) Savage. I ran into him at the mall and we totally hit it off. After helping him out with some shopping at Victoria's Secret, we went out for some beers and Slim Jims...


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So, this week, business has been insanely bad. We've become bored throughout the day. Today we got so bored we decided to become superheros. Armed with Photoshop, the following ensued...

I don't think the planet will be safe ever again...


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this past Tuesday, Kristin and I got tattooed by Kevin LeBlanc. She got this amazing severed Bride of Frankenstein head and I got a sea-hag on my hand. I'd post a picture of her tattoo but they came out blurry as hell...

Anyways, here's my hand, swollen like a motherfucker:


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today = holy bejeezus, somebody else go out and buy the new Darkest Hour album, "Undoing Ruin".

I think I creamed the jeans while driving.

this is a tad bit late, considering today is Day 10. But for recording's sake, here we go ( Read more... )

May 25, 2005 = Day 1

Day 1 = 194

tonight = too much beer and the pungent smell of perfume. not to mention the friction of titties upon my face. goddamn. i'z gotta love the thong.

a thong, a thong thong, thong.

so, I got a bug up my ass and decided to cut my hair. Let me know what you think:


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this is boredom at it's finest:


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