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[thetankisalie]

Alright, guys, I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm one of the refs at the coliseum now. I've gone ahead and taken the liberty of writing down all some of the rules of combat, as well as a few of my own design.

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

So does this mean that no one will really get to use the coliseum? Not sure I mind that.

[thetankisalie]

Just everyone who meets the qualifications. As long as they don't drink, spit, blink, or breathe, they're fine.

[no_good_tsuna]

Is there anyone like that?

[thetankisalie]

Only the people who had the good sense to have all of their inner organs replaced with cybernetics.

[herestothebard]

...right.

Get rid of them all or you're out a job.

[thetankisalie]

To: You
From: Dick Simmons
Re: The Boss Of Me

It isn't you.

[herestothebard]

You are aware of who runs the coliseum, yes?

[thetankisalie]

Yes. Yes I am. And I certainly don't need to explain it to some filthy random hobo.

[ace_of_11s]

What?

[thetankisalie]

Trust me, this'll totally work. Business will be booming when I'm through with this place.

[ace_of_11s]

Uh-huh, and who are you expecting to fill the stands, zombies and robot--?

Oh. Ah… sorry.

[thetankisalie]

It's okay. Pfft, like this place has zombies anyway.

[penitentsoul]

Underage pets? Restriction on anyone affiliated with another...?

Are you certain these will work?

[thetankisalie]

A good rule doesn't have to work in order to make people's lives miserable.

[penitentsoul]

Good rules don't necessarily make people's lives miserable.

[thetankisalie]

They should be grateful that "living" isn't against the rules.

Oh, wait, yes it is.

[ossesso]

As one of the other referees, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with a good many of your "rules."

[thetankisalie]

But why? They're perfectly engineered to fit with the universal rules of sportsmanship!

[ossesso]

...Only by completely disallowing it.

[thetankisalie]

See, you've got it already!